The Monster Company
100 % Cotton Tea Towels
100 % Cotton Tea Towels
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Monster Company Tea Towels
Where Practical Meets Personality
Introducing our new collection of tea towels. These aren't your grandmother's tea towels (unless your grandmother had an excellent sense of humor and impeccable taste).
Featuring 13 of our most beloved sayings from our ceramic tile collection, these tea towels bring The Monster Company's signature wit and charm to your kitchen tasks. Each design is screen-printed on high-quality, absorbent cotton that actually does what tea towels are supposed to do – dry things!
Perfect for drying dishes, wiping spills, handling hot pots, or just hanging around looking fabulous. They also make ideal gifts for those friends who appreciate both practicality and personality in their kitchen accessories.
Tea Towel Details:
- 100% cotton for maximum absorbency
- Generously sized at 64cm x 50cm
- Machine washable (because life happens)
- Screen-printed with our signature designs
- Made with love in New Zealand
Whether you're looking to add some character to your kitchen or searching for a gift that's genuinely useful, these tea towels deliver function with a side of fun. Because adulting may require cleaning up, but it doesn't have to be boring!
Browse our collection below to find the perfect saying to match your mood – or collect them all and rotate based on how sassy you're feeling that day.
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Let customers speak for us
from 263 reviewsAbsolutely brilliant
I have it on my desk at work
Bit of humor 🤣
Whilst we absolutely love our beautiful Joy disc we’re a teeny bit puzzled as to why there’s a yellow star on the front and not a red heart? It’s all good as our sweet Joy is in fact a bright shining star but nonetheless we did expect a heart. Lovely quality. Cheers x
I purchased a personalised tile. It was absolutely beautiful. I have bought many things over the years from this company. Karla is gorgeous to deal with, the products are always just so beautiful and top quality. The care and time taken in the packaging ensures it arrives in one piece.
I absolutely freaking love this! I have eyed it up for a while and finally bought it. Wow. Makes me smile every day! Absolutely perfect for this ‘new era’ of me!
Unique and well made. Attention to detail is clear and excellent design.
I just love your beautiful pieces, so clever and I’m sure everyone has a person that needs their day brightened up by one of your tiles.
They are gorgeous, perfect to add to the nans Christmas basket . Thank you I love them
Again, great service, great product
A beautiful piece of art, wonderful to deal with; looking forward to purchasing more!
I had a custom tile made as a birthday present and it turned out perfectly! My sister loves it
I absolutely LOVE my custom tile, made for an incredibly special person. It is beyond fabulous, as was the friendly customer service. I cannot recommend this company enough. My heartfelt thanks x
Really great tiles. So happy with them. Many thanks.
Sent this to my bestie in Australia as she is going through a tough time and she loved it. Said it reminded her where she was from as well as to stay strong. Great quality, and super easy gift.
Gorgeous! Arrived so quickly and is much loved. Thanks guys!
Lovely plaque